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Esther the Wonder Pig; Changing the World One Heart at a Time by Steve Jenkins and Derek Walter

I rated this book 5 out of 5 stars

I won this book as part of a Goodreads First Reads giveaway.

The mini pig that wasn’t. mais 291 palavras

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Believe In The Possible

President Kennedy said, “When the going gets tough, the tough get going.” His words echo Tony Melendez life. You and I have faced tough times. I’ve faced it with a good mind, a healthy body, and a loving family. mais 29 palavras

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Post run poo

Explosive and grand


Weighed myself too


On the scale I did stand


I wanna know it by the pound!


Analyze the stench… mais 10 palavras

Poetry

From "Legend of the Barley and Oat Cookie Anonymous" by

On July 9, 1997, the state of Massachusetts declared the chocolate chip cookie to be their official state cookie.

It replaced the previous state confection, the barley-and-oat cookie, which had been adopted in 1697 by the legislature of the Province of Massachusetts. mais 116 palavras

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Ooh, Ooh! Voter Fraud, Voter Fraud!

Trump speaking to the Boy Scouts at their annual Jamboree:

“ was told she was going to win Michigan, and I said, well, wait a minute, the car industry is moving to Mexico. mais 205 palavras

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Workplace Observation #2

We have one of those fancy lamination machines at work, those contraptions which heat-press plastic over sheets of paper to protect and preserve them against the elements, such as dirt and grime, helping to eliminate wrinkling and curling. mais 35 palavras

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